18 DEPARTMENTS OF UET - The Perspectives You Should Be Aware Of!

November 17, 2018

DISCLAIMER:

Before you start reading, a little heads up should be in order. This article is purely meant for humor and laughs to lighten you guys up after the ‘mids-stress’ as we call it. But if you tend to get offended at any rate then you should probably return to your previous page and act like this article never existed.

Here’s to an enjoyable read (or not) >:)

ENVIRONMENTAL ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT:

How many times do we have to tell you? THE TRASH BELONGS IN THE TRASHCAN!

CIVIL ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT:

One word: Mazdoors. Nuff said.

TRANSPORTATION ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT:

Where you get ‘transported’ to literally 3 rooms.

GEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT:

‘What did we do to deserve this?’ said one old rock to another.

ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT:

Keep sizzling in the shocks of our persistence. (We are scholars. Get over it, commoners.)

ARCHITECTURE AND DESIGN:

No, we don’t just party. Get your facts straight.

INSTITUTE OF BUSINESS AND MANAGEMENT:

Why are we even being included among these people?

PRODUCT AND INDUSTRIAL DESIGN:

Those everyday things that you use? It’s the result of our effort. Don’t question our creativity.

ARCHITECTURAL ENGINEERING:

^A rare combination of both. But we think we make it work.

MECHANICAL ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT:

Where machines build machines.

COMPUTER SCIENCE/ COMPUTER ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT:

We thought we knew what we were getting ourselves into.

PETROLEUM ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT:

We ‘fuel’ you. And your cars. And your houses. Gettit?

POLYMER ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT:

There’s more to plastic than shoppers, okay?

MECHATRONICS ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT:

The middle child that gets overshadowed by its older (electrical) and younger (mechanical) siblings.

CHEMICAL ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT:

Where people willingly enter after going through F.Sc. Chemistry. Wow.

CITY AND REGIONAL PLANNING:

Where we master the toughest art that is put into effect. Rarely.

INDUSTRIAL AND MANUFACTURING ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT:

Yes. We exist too. Thank you for noticing. -.-

METALLURGY DEPARTMENT:

We solve problems you didn’t know, in ways you can’t understand. Whaat.

CONCLUSION:

Every department has its pros and cons. Nothing is easy or 'fun and games' all the time. So, in conclusion, respect each other’s fields even if you don’t respect the person himself. #priorities #peaceout